Dear Mr Herrero. I have been trying to contact you but you were busy.
No, you haven’t, we have no record of you trying to reach me today, or yesterday or any time.
I am following upon my previous email explaining that we have great interest in your work in your area.
I can’t recall a previous email, nor Mr Junk Folder knows about you.
There are people very keen to know more about your architectural offerings and want to have some examples shown in our magazine.
Excuse me , hope you realize we are ‘organization architects’, as in, err, architects of organizations. We build organizations. We don’t do buildings. Organization architects, you get it?
Our magazine reaches an average of 20000 people per month, People who have money to invest in home improvements.
Good for them, we are organization architects, we don’t do buildings, we don’t do home improvements.
Your recent works in this area have been known to us for a while
Hardly, we don’t do buildings
I would welcome an opportunity to discuss how we can showcase your portfolio of architectural work.
We don’t do buildings
Your work will also be automatically featured in ‘Home Improvements’, ‘Grand Designs’, ‘The Eco House of the Future’ and ‘Luxury Affordable Homes’.
That would be as helpful as advertising in Anglers United, Sahara Nights or The Lazy Farmer Weekly. You see, we don’t do buildings
I am in the area in the next week. Could I call you Tuesday?
Since when do you need to be in an area to call? What area is that anyway? Never mind.
There are dozens of costumers that have asked us specifically to publish a feature article about you. They are a mixture of commercial property buyers and residential people in search of suppliers for vast re-development.
Please keep those dozens away from me. I told you, we are organization architects, not brick and mortar architects. You are either making it up or you have a weird network of people who talk to you.
Thanks for your attention Mr Ferrero. Please reply to this email to set up a call.
Herrero, Herrero, not Ferrero. I don’t want a call, I don’t want the magazine, I don’t wan to be featured. We don’t do buildings. I want you to go away
PS. Your investment is 100% guarantee.
Mark as junk, block sender